Not at all Unexpected

22 Jan

Well, the jig is up. I referred to Zach Galifianakis as my ‘boyfriend’ in front of my children and my 8 year old asked me if he could meet him.  I had to then explain to them that I had referred to a man that I had never met, and more than likely will never meet, as my ‘boyfriend’. Not only that, I told them that he was the guy with the beard in G-Force, and that is SO embarrassing because that isn’t even close to Zach’s best work.

It must be a tough day for a kid when they discover that their mother is a stark raving lunatic.  Oh well, my dad referred to Cheryl Tiegs as his ‘girlfriend’ and I turned out….eh, terrible argument.  My kids are screwed. I just hope they choose an imaginary partner wisely.

4 Responses to “Not at all Unexpected”

  1. singlemamalife January 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm #

    This just made me think of Barney on How I Met Your Mother, when he thought Bob Barker was his dad 🙂

    • Amy February 19, 2013 at 4:03 pm #

      I know you left this comment AGES ago but I just learned how to reply to comments! Your comment made me laugh 🙂 Thanks for reading.

  2. Good Golly Miss Molly February 19, 2013 at 7:18 am #

    Enjoying your posts…Our kids know so much and so little about us. I’d just as soon keep it that way…
    Thanks for stopping by Good Golly Miss Molly.

    • Amy February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

      Thank you for reading and I know what you mean 🙂

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